How to know when you have had too much Kool-aid..... <br />If you have ever thought about sex with Hillary <br />and your name isn't Bill..... <br />If you wake up in the morning and are upset <br />because you fell asleep after smoking that joint <br />and remember you missed 'Hard Ball' with Chris Mathews <br />not to mention the 'Worst person in the world' with Keith Olbermann.... <br />(It was Bill O'Reilly for the four hundredth time.....) <br />If you become incontinent at just the mention of George Bush.... <br />If you only read People...Time...and Newsweek..... <br />When you say you think America is always wrong.... <br />but as an American...You are always right.... <br />If this sounds like you....raise your right hand... <br />Not that right.... your other right dumb ass. <br /> <br />2007 © Ted Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/drinking-kool-aid-with-your-left-hand/
