Some claim that Moses’ Cushite wife <br />was queen of distant Cush whom he <br />had married, crisis in midlife, <br />the sort that we so often see <br />when men with power feel a need <br />to dump their first wives, and to take–– <br />for sex, of course, and not to breed–– <br />another who without a mandrake <br />can make her spouse as horny as <br />a matriarch called Leah did <br />with vegetables, to add pizzazz <br />to her old man’s reluctant id. <br /> <br />Some claim that although Moses wed <br />the Cushite queen he never tried <br />to shtup her in the marriage bed, <br />so she remained his virgin bride. <br />This seems implausible to me. <br />She was no Jewish princess, surely, <br />preferring jewels of Tiffany <br />to sex that is performed impurely, <br />and as for Moses, surely he <br />did not think it was shameful to <br />do what they say comes naturally <br />not just for gentiles but a Jew? <br /> <br />The question that I ask above <br />I think will always be unsolved. <br />How horny men who fall in love, <br />behave as soon as they’ve resolved <br />to be the leader of their flock <br />is something no reporters know <br />for certain, though they try to shock <br />their readers with their blow by blow <br />accounts of what they think occurred. <br />Concerning Moses it’s absurd <br />to tell such stories, worse than corny, <br />although to me it has occurred <br />to wonder: was he “rayed” or “horny”?<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/moses-cushite-wife/
