I'm stuck in traffic and it's hot.... <br />Rush Limbaugh is talking on my car radio <br />About some jerk who wants the first shot <br />To assassinate him....seems this idiot <br />Even wrote a facsimile of a book on the subject (see Al Franken) <br />Some people never learn how to leave well enough alone <br />Take for instance this guy in front of me in the mini van <br />The one with the bumper sticker mentality of a soccer mom <br />Honking his horn over and over as if somehow <br />The traffic will move quicker if he just honks one more time <br />While holding his middle finger out his window <br />And into the face of God and the light hanging over his roof <br />I bet he doesn't know that at this very moment the guy next to him <br />The one in the rusted out pickup truck with the Confederate flag <br />On his rear panel all covered in Georgia mud.... <br />Is praying that the shotgun he displays behind his head was loaded <br />For he would surely shoot this asshole dead <br />Turning up my radio to atone for this guy's horn... <br />Rush Limbaugh says he has half his brain tied behind his back <br />Just to be fair......to liberals and the left <br />But in all fairness to him..... <br />And judging from what I know about the 'Human condition' <br />He could tie his entire brain behind his back and still complete <br />a 'Fata Compli' of anyone who wants to take him on..... <br />Some people just don't understand their limitations.... <br />We're all stuck in traffic and there ain't nothing we can do about it___ <br /> <br />2007 © T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/some-jackass-calls-for-the-assassination-of-rush-limbaugh-what-s-he-gonna-use-an-elephant-gun/
