The distinguished Senator from “Idahoe” stated for the national press <br />That he had never engaged in gay sex in an airport bathroom or anywhere else <br />And therefore is not gay <br />I don’t care one way or the other if he is or is not of that persuasion <br />It just seems a little funny that he denies being gay but admits to being a Senator <br /> <br />2007 © T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hey-buddy-have-you-got-the-time-asked-the-senator-from-idahoe/
