The mother spoke to her son <br />and said “Pray that you don’t grow up <br />to be just like your father.” <br />The father spoke to his son <br />and said “Pray that you don’t grow up <br />to be just like your mother.” <br />God spoke to the boy and said “Pray in Jesus name, <br />that you grow up to be more like me.” <br />Satan spoke to the boy and said “The world is bilingual; <br />it speaks with a forked tongue spewing both truth and lies.” <br />Extremely confused, the boy looked to the sky and cried, <br />“Is this all the proof any of you have that dinosaurs are extinct? ” <br /> <br />© 2008 T Sheridan<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/schmoozing-with-the-concept-of-an-eternal-life/
