I went out into the sun just to sit a bit <br />And take my mind off of my mounting troubles <br />I felt the skin cancer start eating my nose away <br />So I came in early as not to burn too badly <br />But when my wife took a look at my nose she said <br />It looked just like Michael Jackson's <br />So I grabbed the dog and held her over the balcony <br />Beat that!<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/michael-jackson-who-did-your-nose/
