You’re doing so well <br />Stay with it <br />Gone <br /> <br />‘Ere a minute <br />Come an’ look at this <br />‘Ere a minute will ya! <br />They’ve just said on ‘ere <br />As Michael Cane’s been doin’ summat in toilets <br /> No Nan, not Michael Cane <br />Yes it was <br />Or Michael Crawford <br />Fancy doin’ them things in toilets <br /> No Nan, it was George Michael <br />Yeh <br />Where’s me dinner? <br /> What d’you want <br />What have you got? <br /> Stew <br />Cant believe Michael Douglas would go an’ do a thing like that <br />No, don’t fancy all that gravy tonight <br /> <br />You’re doing so well <br />Stay with it <br />Gone <br /> <br />‘Ere a minute <br />‘Ere a minute will ya <br />Where’ve you been <br />I’ve been sittin’ ‘ere for hours and hours and hours <br />Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, dear, dear <br /> What’s the matter Nan <br />Nothin’ <br />Just wondered where everybody was <br />Thought you were all dead <br /> It’s 2 o'clock in the morning <br />Yes <br />It’s ever so dark today, where’s everybody gone? <br /> They're all still in bed <br />Where’s me breakfast? <br /> Fast asleep <br />Why have you changed the time around again? <br />Can’t believe we missed Christmas. <br /> <br />You’re doing so well <br />Say with it <br />Gone <br /> <br />‘Ere a minute <br />Where’ve you gone now? <br />‘Ere a minute will ya <br />Why am I back in this room again? <br />Why have you moved me down ‘ere? <br /> It’s your bedroom Nan <br />No it’s not <br />You’ve put me downstairs again <br />Why do you keep doin’ this when I’m asleep? <br /> Look through the window at your garden down there <br />Yeh <br />I want to go back upstairs <br /> Look at the stairs <br />You’ve moved all me furniture as well <br /> They go down, we’re at the top <br />This room they’ve put me in stinks <br />Dirty stinking hole, when are we goin’ home? <br /> <br />Your’re doing so well <br />Stay with it <br />Gone<br /><br />Jayne Downing<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-twighlight-zone/
