Oh damn you Rahu and Ketu! <br />And you Saturn too! <br />Please leave me alone, <br />For I know what to do! <br />You all have bugged me enough, <br />I have a blue sapphire stone, <br />Next time you call me, <br />I will bang down my phone! <br />Stop stalking me from now on, <br />Through my horoscope and charts, <br />I have torn them to shreds, <br />So don’t you act smart! <br /> <br />I am bold and strong now, <br />With a firm mental frame, <br />My fate I shall control, <br />My destiny I shall make! <br />I now walk with the lion, <br />I am a child of the sun, <br />Like Richard The Lion-hearted <br />My Crusade has begun!<br /><br />RAJ NANDY<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/burn-that-horrorscope/