walking down the street one day <br />got into an ugly fight <br />wouldn't want to tell you more <br />it was such an ugly sight <br /> <br />well then I crashed my bike <br />against a gigantic powerpole <br />I wouldn't want to tell you more <br />because I'm now on the dole. <br /> <br />Then singing my way home from church one time <br />I entered an enormous siesmic fault <br />I didn't have time to say my prayers <br />I was turned into a pillar of salt! ! <br /> <br />I never knew a Lot but I turned my head <br />to see what was going to happen <br />and what do you know says Lot's wife <br />we never knew poor misshapen<br /><br />James Wakelin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wellwhat-do-you-know/
