(DDT) Streaking Tonsils <br /> <br /> <br />Now we must go way back for this tale <br />Way, way back when Dave was a very young male <br />He has already admitted the deeds of his youth <br />Of streaking by barbed wire fences as truth <br /> <br />Little did he know that when running while bare <br />The thrill of his youth to show off his wears <br />That he may catch a cold or the flu <br />And that's why this story just isn't through <br /> <br />You see it came one Halloween night <br />That David was sick and full of such fright <br />It wasn't the fear of the dark <br />Or to much candy that left it's mark <br /> <br />His tonsils were swollen and had to come out <br />The Dr surmised without any doubt <br />The operation performed on his own kitchen table <br />David was shaking, but Doc's hands were stable <br /> <br />So Dave missed out on all the fun that Halloween eve <br />I hope he learned a lesson received <br />If you're going to streak to show of your wears <br />You better at least put a scarf on with care <br />So your tonsils won't swell and get all ill <br />Then you wouldn't have missed out on a Halloween thrill <br /> <br /> <br />9 June 2008<br /><br />JoJo Bean<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dodgy-dave-tale-streaking-tonsils/
