Mr Mac started every class with a joke <br />He charmed us with his wit and Irish brogue <br />Really he was a narrowback from Canaryville <br />He taught in a high school on the West Side <br /> <br />Sure, he charmed us with wit and a brogue <br />He seduced many a lass with that tongue <br />He taught at Cermak Tech on the West Side <br />Mr Mac outdid Don Juan and his tribe <br /> <br />He seduced both moms and lasses with wit <br />His love notes scored a ten with females <br />Mr Mac put to shame young Romeos <br />His wife and kids were left on their own <br /> <br />He bedded females young and old with a wink <br />They fell for his good looks and his charm <br />Wife and kids were obstacles to be overcome <br />Teaching kids all about sex was his thing <br /> <br />He was a decent man, he proclaimed <br />But he was just a narrowback from Canaryville <br />Hell's bells! Abstaining from sex wasn't his thing! <br />Mr Mac started every day with a fucking joke!<br /><br />Michael Pruchnicki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mister-mac/
