tHe tABle Is TiPsY <br />(to say the least) . <br /> <br />The chair <br />slouches in the corner <br /> <br />dRuNk As A sKuNk. <br /> <br />That picture <br />looks slightly <br /> <br />hUnG OvEr. <br /> <br />The glass cabinet <br />has had(ho ho ho) <br />oNe ToO mAnY. <br /> <br />The tiolet <br />has obviously(obviously) <br />bEen On ThE pIsS. <br /> <br />The walls <br />have been <br />mAkInG mErRy! <br /> <br />Even the cat <br />has been at the sherry. <br /> <br />Am I...am I <br /> <br />the only one <br /> <br />sober <br /> <br />in this room?<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/therefore-think-i-am/
