You come back <br />from the loo <br /> <br />shiny shiny shoes <br /> <br />Air hostess hat <br />perches upon <br /> <br />your head at <br />a jaunty angle. <br /> <br />I notice <br />that you smile. <br /> <br />I notice <br />too <br />you are <br />(‘cept for hat and shoes) <br />very...eh...naked! <br /> <br />You take me through <br />all the usual procedures <br /> <br />tell me that the exits are <br />here here