Stopping for <br />a roadside pee <br /> <br />in the Australian <br />outback <br /> <br />(the great Lord’s great outdoors) <br /> <br />still fresh <br />as if <br /> <br />he had just created it <br />that minute. <br /> <br />Ah, paradise! <br />Eyes closed with relief <br /> <br />as an arc <br />of urine <br /> <br />glinting gracefully <br /> <br />a silver <br />rainbow <br /> <br />dancing in the sun <br /> <br />until <br />(all of a sudden) <br /> <br />a kookaburra bird <br />screaming a warning <br /> <br />one <br />is <br /> <br />bitten <br />on the manhood <br /> <br />by a pissed upon <br />pissed off <br /> <br />snake <br />who don’t take to people <br /> <br />pissing on <br />it’s patch. <br /> <br />the pain was great <br />(like Adam being expelled from the Garden of Eden.) <br /> <br />The man nearly died <br />ut lived to tell the tale <br /> <br />which he <br />(for a free beer) <br /> <br />would regale <br />one
