They missed it! <br /> <br />It went completely over the ladie's heads. <br />He put his hand up <br />(like a God) and <br />...caught it. <br /> <br />Caught the Bride's bouquet! <br />All the women went: 'Oh....ah! ' <br />They all knew he was - gay. <br />He kissed his man on the mouth, smiled: <br />'Well...how's about...it? ' <br />'Wot...tie the knot? ' <br />'Why...ever not! ' <br /> <br />'Yeah? ' <br />'Yeah! ' <br />'I've always been the best man...never the groom! ' <br /> <br />*** <br /> <br />And the haiku version of this reads: <br />Caught the Bride's bouquet! <br />Alll the ladies go: 'Oh...ah! ' <br />- pity he was gay!<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/never-the-bride/
