The Prince is making pastry <br />The Queen is all alone <br />The King is in the knocking shop <br />It’s better than at home <br /> <br />Hey Ho The Merry-Go-Round <br />We don’t want to get off <br />The unwashed think we’re wonderful <br />‘Cos we all talk like Toffs <br /> <br />I’m married to my brother <br />My cousin is my son <br />We’re such a close knit family <br />Relationships are fun <br /> <br />We sent for the Archbishop <br />The baby needs a name <br />He should be called a bastard <br />But we just call him Jane <br /> <br />We’re born with mouths like horses <br />Royal life is gas <br />We’ve got a lot of gold and silver <br />Spoons stuck up our arse <br /> <br />Hey Ho The Merry-Go-Round <br />We’re never out of sight <br />We visit all the famines <br />We’re on telly every night <br /> <br />The Princess is a commoner <br />Whatever can we do <br />She’s off with DiddyDiDo <br />But we can get them too <br /> <br />Diddy’s dad’s a little man <br />He owns a shop in town sir <br />He thinks it’s posh, but we don’t shop <br />He’s really just a grocer <br /> <br />Hey Ho The Merry-Go-Round <br />We live in Bucking’ House <br />We’re Disneyland for Englanders <br />Led by Adolf Mouse <br /> <br /> <br />martin swords <br />feb 2008<br /><br />Martin Swords<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/royal-stuff-n-nonsense/
