From: The Firm of Metatron Accounting Ltd., a Division of <br /> Tetragrammatron International <br /> <br />Date: FRI13JUL07 <br /> <br />Client: Eichen, Robert <br />Acct No. Eich4666 <br /> <br />Daily Sin Update For THUR12JUL07 <br /> <br />Mortal Sins: <br />Greed.....45 <br />Pride.......63 <br />Lust.......112 <br />Gluttony...23 <br />Envy.........94 <br />Wrath.......58 <br />Sloth.........37 <br />Total.......432 <br /> <br />Venial Sins..Total 1791 <br /> <br />Prayers Submitted 93 <br />Prayers Heard 0 <br />Prayers Answered 0 <br />Sins Attoned For 0 <br /> <br />Sin Update Birth to Present, Mortal Sins Only: <br />Greed.........1285391 <br />Pride...........1107402 <br />Lust...........11002551 <br />Gluttony.......1957303 <br />Envy.............1888001 <br />Wrath...........1976522 <br />Sloth.............1700039 <br />Total...........19760209 <br /> <br />Total Prayers, Birth To Present: <br />Prayers Submitted: 23707991 <br />Prayers Heard 0 <br />Prayers Answered 0 <br />Sins Attoned For 0 <br /> <br />Probability Of Final Judgement: <br />Heaven.05% <br />Hell 99.05% <br />Margin Of Error: Plus or Minus 1% <br /> <br />Estimated Stay in Hell: Eternity <br />Probable Breakdown: <br />Lake of Fire 25% <br />River of Boiling Lead 30% <br />Sea of Maggots 15% <br />Cesspool of Filth 10% <br />Misc. Areas of Unspeakable Horror 20% <br /> <br />Recommended Course of Action and Percentage of Possibility: <br />1) Stop Sinning 0% <br />2) Pray For Miracle 0% <br />3) Take Own Life 100% <br /> <br />Please Retain This Form For Your Own Files <br /> <br />See part Two in poem, Letter Found in Suicide's Mailbox Eleven Days After His Death<br /><br />Bob and Alex Eichen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/crumpled-paper-found-in-a-suicide-s-pocket/
