'Around the rock I ran, ' I said <br />and practiced all my R's, . <br /> <br />'Sweet sister Sally seems so sad', <br />I lisped, though I tried hard. <br /> <br />3 years straight in speech class <br />and I practiced day and night, <br />but my teachers all gave up on me <br />because I just couldn't say it right, <br /> <br />''Can I 'pleath'' have an 'iceth' cream cone? '', <br />I would always 'thay'. <br />''What the hell are you talk'n about! '', <br />the ice cream man would rave. <br /> <br />So now when I meet a girl I like <br />I already know my fate, <br /> <br />when I look into her eyes and say <br />''Can I 'pleath' have a date''?<br /><br />Deleted<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/why-i-l-never-have-a-girlfriend/
