Now here’s a thought that I’ve been thinking, <br />It wasn’t bought and it’s far from shrinking, <br />Woman and man they always fight, <br />Now I’m here to hopefully set things right, <br />Now men lie more than there ought too, <br />That’s probably the reason they get caught too, <br />Now women lie just as much as we do, <br />But they have a knack of not getting wedged like we do, <br />In arguments men tend to stick to the situation, <br />But girls won’t let the matter of hand destroy their confrontation, <br />They like to bend they like a bring up things you don’t know, <br />Bring up something you did and forgot four months ago. <br /> <br />I swear I wasn’t being dirty, <br />I swear I wasn’t being flirty, <br />You make as much sense as QWERTY, <br />I swear I wasn’t being nasty, <br />I swear I wasn’t being trashy, <br />I swear I’m sure you love to harass me. <br /> <br />I think we all like to lie to cut some slack, <br />But the only lie I’m doing is lying on my back, <br />I just can’t remember the last time you smiled, <br />Things have got a little wild. <br />You act just like a little child, <br />It’s not my fault I forgot our anniversary, <br />I’m glad you’re not entering maternity, <br />I couldn’t spend an eternity looking after a kid that looks like you, <br />I couldn’t I wouldn’t know how too love, <br />Love something that spawned from pure vice, <br />I wish I had took dads advice when he warned me, <br />But girl you’ve scorned me and I hate you for it. <br /> <br />I swear I wasn’t being dirty, <br />I swear I wasn’t being flirty, <br />You make as much sense as QWERTY, <br />I swear I wasn’t being nasty, <br />I swear I wasn’t being trashy, <br />I swear I’m sure you love to harass me.<br /><br />Gaz illionaire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/men-make-sense-women-make-none/
