bob eichen - The 7,533rd Defecation of a Constipated Man

A Haiku <br /> <br />Flaming red hemorhoid <br />Toilet now a bloody mess <br />Why don't I just die?<br /><br />bob eichen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-7-533rd-defecation-of-a-constipated-man/