Oh, dear God! <br />YES, BOB. WHAT IS IT? <br />I need your help again! <br />NATURALLY. <br />The slaughterhouse is closing! Money will be tight. What should I do? <br />TRY THE YELLOW PAGES, UNDER SAVINGS AND LOANS, THIRD MORTGAGE INTEREST RATES ARE DOWN. <br />My wife and I are having trouble! Can you help me? <br />TRY THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER DIVORCE LAWYERS. SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU! TIME TO MOVE ON! <br />Also I have a mole on my back, it's turning black, and I'm worried! <br />YELLOW PAGES AGAIN, BOB, UNDER PHYSICIANS, IT'S CANCEROUS. <br />I was hoping for a miracle! <br />HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN, THREE YEARS AGO, THE PARKING SPOT ONLY TWO BLOCKS FROM THE STADIUM! <br />I was hoping for something bigger. <br />SORRY! NO BIG MIRACLES, FREE WILL, YOU KNOW. <br />Can that be right? <br />I THINK SO. <br />Well, thanks anyway. I'll talk to you tomorrow. <br />I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.<br /><br />bob eichen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-conversation-with-bob/
