I wanted something different, <br /> so I named my puppy, Sex. <br />To renew my doggie’s license. <br />I went down to Corperation office <br />“I’d like a license for Sex”, I said. <br />He said, “Wouldn’t we all? ” <br /> <br />“You must not have understood, <br /> I need it for my mutt.” <br />“I really don’t care how she looks, <br />if she’s ugly, fine or what.” <br /> <br />“But Sir, I must tell you, <br /> I’ve had Sex since I was four ” <br /> and he showed me out the door. <br /> <br />Newly married, we brought our <br />pet along for the honeymoon. <br />I told the hotel manager, <br /> “A place for us and for Sex, <br />a special room.” <br /> <br />Every room has a place for sex. <br /> Every room has a bed. <br />“But Sex keeps me up at night.” <br />“It keeps me up, too”, he said. <br />At our divorce the court gave <br /> all my possessions to the wife <br /> <br />I protested, “Please, Your Honour, <br />I had Sex before my married life ” <br /> <br />The judge then said that he did, too. <br />“It’s not a real big crime.” <br />“But Sir, before we tied the knot, <br />I had Sex all the time” <br />The judge said that I could still have sex, <br />so I took my hound and ran. <br /> <br />My wife then said that she’d miss Sex, <br />so I stayed a married man. <br />Last night Sex ran off again <br />as we walked around the block. <br />A cop pulled up and asked me <br /> if I knew it was three o’clock. <br /> <br />I told him that I was looking for Sex <br />and he took me straight to jail. <br />Now I’m waiting for my trial to <br />come and can’t get out on bail. <br />… if I ever get another dog, <br />I think I’ll name him... “tomy” or “hitler” <br />Anything but “Sex”.<br /><br />WILFRED JOHN<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-have-had-sex-since-i-was-four/
