Half way through the day I notice I’ve odd socks <br />There is a different time on each of the clocks <br />I have my tea ready then find no sugar there <br />The random spikiness of some of my hair <br />Forgetting which pocket my parking tickets in <br />Getting corned beef, cutting myself on the tin <br />No batteries in the house when the remote control stops <br />Remembering what I needed after I come back from the shops <br />Sitting down then spotting the remotes not by my side <br />Not having my coat on when it’s tipping down outside <br />Having no idea where I left my locker key <br />I’m not that bothered, but it slightly annoys me<br /><br />Flying Lemming<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-not-that-bothered/