Men are like.....Placemats. <br />They only show up when there's food on the table. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Mascara. <br />They usually run at the first sign of emotion. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Bike helmets. <br />Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Government bonds. <br />They take so long to mature. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Parking spots. <br />The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Copiers. <br />You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Lava lamps. <br />Fun to look at, but not all that bright. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Bank accounts. <br />Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. <br /> <br />Men are like.....High heels. <br />They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Curling irons. <br />They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Mini skirts. <br />If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. <br /> <br />Men are like.....Bananas. <br />The older they get, the less firm they are.<br /><br />Mary Wismer<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/men-are-like/
