There was an old codger called John <br />who's strides were exceedingly long <br />he'd not hitch them up <br />for his belly was such <br />that they wouldn't slide over his thong! <br /> <br /> <br />A young lady most awfully dressed <br />went off to her job in a vest, <br />her colleagues all stared <br />when she walked down the stairs <br />for the poor girl was all knickerless!<br /><br />Ruth Walters<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-limericks/
