Pecos Bill was a little bored. <br />When a tornado happened by. <br />What the heck? Pecos jumped aboard. <br />The funnel whirled into the sky. <br />To get Pecos off of its back, <br />The tornado plowed the Great Plains, <br />Leaving the Rockies in its track. <br />But Pecos kept hold of the reins. <br />The tornado knew it was tamed, <br />And let out such a torrent of piss, <br />The Grand Canyon formed where it aimed, <br />And Pecos said enough of this. <br /> <br />Hoppin' off the twister, Bill grinned, <br />'I'm gul durned good at breakin' wind.'<br /><br />Ima Ryma<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wind-breaker/
