My ears and memory <br />are the encyclopedia to the sounds you make. <br />The grunts, moans, laughs, and sighs are all listed <br />In alphabetical order starting from <br />Adorable Affirmation – Zealous Yelling <br />All with complete descriptions and meanings. <br />Recorded and written by yours truly <br />Who has a Bachelor’s Degree in relationships <br />with an emphasis on auditory emotions. <br />Through extensive research and 7 months experience <br />I can successfully distinguish a <br />Tired Sigh, and a Sad Sigh <br />And assess the validity of each by <br />The innocent lie you tell afterwards, <br />And then know whether or not I should do <br />something about it.<br /><br />Eli MorenoDrew<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/auditory-emotions/
