Once upon a time there was an archery contest. <br /> <br />The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position... <br /> <br />He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target. <br /> <br />Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD! ! ! The crowd cheers! <br /> <br />The second archer with a cape lines up in position. <br /> <br />He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two! ! ! <br /> <br />He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL! ! ! ! ! ! The crowd cheers! ! <br /> <br />Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong! <br /> <br />It flies past the crowd and kills the king! ! ! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!<br /><br />Edwin Drood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/archery-contest-a-funny-story/
