There was a young man from Warsaw <br /> Who viewed life full of awe <br /> His wife was a harpie, <br /> One day she got narkie <br /> And cut off his head with a saw., <br /> <br />........................................................................................................................... <br /> Mary had a little lamb <br />A lobster and some prunes, <br />A glass of wine, apiece of pie <br />A plate of mushrooms <br />She gobbled down a sponge cake <br />And what else we dont know <br />but when they carried Mary out <br />Her face was white as snow<br /><br />Joseph Enright<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-limerick/
