Man, I got it sooooo bad that: <br />If I was kidnapped, <br />Rendered unconscious, <br />And involuntarily <br />Subjected to a sex-change.... <br /> <br />I would just become a lesbian.<br /><br />Alto Lee Thomas, Jr.<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-bad-do-i-got-it/