For people who cannot afford lump sums <br />for perfect shapes, solutions that are drastic <br />may be avoided. Noses, breasts and bums <br />may be installed by credit, using plastic. <br />However, I think you ought to take in mind <br />the dreadful risk, because the bottom line <br />is always that, if you should fall behind, <br />you’ll wish you hadn’t tried to look divine. <br /> <br />Inspired by an article by Borzou Daragahi in the LA Times, January 29,2008 (Loans for nip, tuck give a lift in Beirut”) : <br /> <br />Forget getting behind on your payments. Maysa, a 31-year-old accountant, is making payments on her behind. For years the Beirut resident felt uncomfortable with her derriere. She tried dieting, exercise and weight-loss pills, to no avail. Then she discovered that her bank was offering thousands of dollars in loans for nose jobs, breast implants, face-lifts and liposuction. Maysa, who asked that he name not be published signed on the dotted line and went to the clinic with a check for $2,800––a third of her annual salary. Hours of liposuction later, she walked out with a new rear end. “I wanted to do the operation, but it was expensive. I couldn’t pay for it in one lump sum, ” said Maysa, who squirmed and fidgeted with her brown hair at the beginning of a recent conversation about her bottom, but relaxed and proudly showed off her new slim jeans by the end. <br /> <br />1/29/08<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/nip-tuck/
