Here we go again! On a Monday too <br />Doing forty miles an hour maybe forty two. <br />I'm always a careful driver where did he come from? <br />Morning sir. L.A.P.D Nice BMW. Hell, you were going like a bomb. <br /> <br />Officer I was doing forty, maybe forty two I was doing the same <br />As all three lanes, about three hundred folks, and you. <br />Well it just isn't your lucky day boy no matter what your speed <br />Surprises me you knew how fast, does that mean you can read? <br /> <br />I gripped the wheel tighter I could hear the leather squeak <br />Do you mind if I look inside your trunk so I can take a peek? <br />Hot wire coursing through my veins I gently turned the key. <br />You going somewhere special boy or just cruising round the streets? <br /> <br />I was trying to get myself to work, I’ll probably be late. <br />Then you'd better call your boss right now you'll be in precinct 968. <br />Can I ask why I’m being arrested? Why I’ve been singled out alone? <br />I don't know yet. I haven't thought. I’ll let you know fore one. <br /> <br />Whilst looking at my license. Any weapons Com-L-e-r-o-y Bold <br />You people got some funny names! It’s then my blood ran cold! <br />I’ve got a Heckler and Koch in the glove box, and a shopping list on the seat, it's a shame you're a police officer with a real mean streak! <br /> <br /> <br />Well your days may well be numbered, I’m sick and tired of this shit. <br />You see my name is not Com Leroy Bold that's the title that befits. <br />So don't get flushed with anger because you've already got that hate <br />I’m on my way to work just now and it's terrible you've made me late. <br />Because I’m COMMander Leroy Bold your new boss at 9-6-8!<br /><br />Craig Anderson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sting-in-the-tail/
