I caught you dozing the other day <br />My breath caught in my throat <br />Your beauty still radiant after a lifetime together <br />I stepped into the kitchen quick to exhale. <br /> <br />Then I heard a noise that lady's don't make <br />Popped my head round the corner <br />You'd roused and said ' I knew you were back.' <br />'I heard you fart! ' I never had the heart to tell her. <br /> <br />She'd woken herself up with her own fart!<br /><br />Craig Anderson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-never-had-the-heart/
