Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand! <br /> <br />You don't need to use a condom. <br />You don't need a dental dam. <br />You don't need to say 'I Love You' <br />or 'Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am.' <br /> <br />Don't need to spring for dinner, <br />or wear all that sexy stuff. <br />All you need's a set of fingers <br />and a wanker or a muff <br /> <br />'Cause everybody's doin' it, <br />all across the land. <br />Masturbators Of America, <br />Give Yourselves A Hand! <br /> <br />It's natural, and organic <br />It's easy and it's fun <br />If you don't know how to do it <br />ask your parents how it's done <br /> <br />You don't need a special license <br />You don't need a special skill <br />Just unzip and slip your grip <br />between your hips and get a thrill <br /> <br />'Cause everybody's doin' it, <br />and boy does it feel grand, <br />Masturbators of America, <br />Give Yourselves a Hand! <br /> <br />You can do it in the bathroom <br />You can do it in your bed <br />You can do it at a concert <br />while you watch the Grateful Dead <br /> <br />You can rub it with some lotion <br />You can stroke it with a cloth <br />Arnold Schwartzenegger pounds it, <br />Michael Jackson jacks it off <br /> <br />Your attitude will soften, <br />your horizons will expand. <br />Masturbators of America, <br />Give Yourself a Hand!<br /><br />Chrit Sengphrcahnah<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/masturbators-of-america/
