Kitchen to Bathroom Dao <br /> <br />My sweetheart is going through <br />a mental tizzy the last couple of months <br />about this very Kitchen Affair... and <br />not least the bathroom... <br />How ironic... Bathroom Dao! <br /> <br />The bathroom is now so pretty with <br />lush silk greenery hang from shelving. <br />Orientalist paintings on the walls <br />Sculptured servants hold soap trays and <br />Oh! My! Such pretty towels! <br /> <br />Just for decoration and guests I am told! <br />Oh! La la! And the doodoo seat must, <br />be down. Of course! <br /> <br />A 'One Thousand and One Night' <br />lighting fixture swings from the ceiling <br />with three tiny candles for atmosphere. <br /> <br />Atmosphere! <br />It should be Stratosphere when I sit <br />on the 'guest' throne with my bowels <br />shrieking with pleasure as I gush, <br />or is it flush <br />my gastronomical Bouillabaisse <br />down the drain, while motion activated <br />robins chirp their mating songs <br />I piddle in the bowl, aiming for the middle <br />named after Mirror Lake. <br /> <br />~~~ <br />Alex Nodopaka ©2004 <br />AD Something<br /><br />Alex Nodopaka<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/kitchen-to-bathroom-dao/
