Praise the Lord! <br /> <br />I’ve got a lil' dog with a bad case of mange <br />And here’s where my story starts getting strange <br /> <br />Had the ‘lil mangy dude out for a walk <br />When two Hispanic women started to gawk <br /> <br />They gave ‘lil mangy dude a long onceover <br />Saw in his mottled hide the face of Jehovah <br /> <br />Declared ‘lil mangy dude a sign from the lord <br />While ‘lil mangy and I thought they were out of their gourd <br /> <br />They followed me home and set up a shrine <br />Pretty soon the faithful started formin’ a line <br /> <br />I was set to go out and start kickin’ some ass <br />Until I noticed the money lying in the grass <br /> <br />Lil’ mangy and I weren’t gonna let this get by us <br />Suddenly seized by the spirit, we became real pious <br /> <br />Lil’ mangy and I feel exceptional zeal <br />While fervently praying… <br />His mange doesn’t heal<br /><br />David Whalen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/praise-the-lord-and-lil-mangie/
