When did I last have a biscuit? <br />It seems such a long time ago <br />My barrel is lacking its contents <br />This diet is going so slow <br /> <br />When did I last see a cream cake? <br />Or spread peanut butter on bread <br />I crave for a large chocolate muffin <br />But settle for salad instead <br /> <br />When did I last toast a crumpet? <br />With butter for afternoon tea <br />If I don’t get off this strict diet <br />You’ll not see a lot more of me <br /> <br /> <br />© 2008 David Threadgold <br />Rambling Riddles
