Charming said the milkman <br />At three and running late <br />A new sign please don’t enter <br />Attached to someone’s gate <br /> <br />The sign gave little reason <br />Why he shouldn’t cross this border <br />And milk was needed on the step <br />To fulfil their daily order <br /> <br />This sign was clearly not for him <br />So why had it been written <br />He soon found out whilst bending down <br />When he got his backside bitten <br /> <br /> <br />© 2008 David Threadgold <br />Rambling Riddles
