(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />You've been mowing the yard without a top. <br />People are staring and this is going to stop. <br />If these men don't stop staring at you, they'll need get well cards. <br />Get your naked self back in the house and let me mow the yard. <br />You embarrass me every time you mow the lawn. <br />You'd better get in the house and put a top on! <br />If you go outside topless again, I'll lock you in the house. <br />Get your crazy ass indoors and put on a damn blouse!<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/put-on-a-damn-blouse/
