A Treacherous Thug <br />Hid under a Rug <br />And drank Malt Liquor <br />From a Pewter Mug. <br />He was Waiting for <br />The Wife of the House <br />To Watch him Beat Out <br />The Brains of a Louse- <br />Her Two-timing Spouse! <br />The Husband Walked In- <br />And then the Wife- <br />Who Watched the Treacherous Thug <br />Liquidate her Husband's Life. <br />After the Murdering was Done <br />The Treacherous Thug had to Run <br />Because the Wife pulled out an Enormous Gun <br />With which she Peppered the Treacherous Thug's... <br />BUN!<br /><br />M.L. Squier<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/on-the-death-of-a-louse/
