To my next door neighbor's ex-wife's new boyfriend. <br />You may not be aware of this... <br />But I know you are the reason for the split, <br />In my neighbor's marriage. <br />I have seen you many times... <br />While minding my own business, <br />Sneak in the backdoor. <br />I suspected my neighbor of being a homosexual. <br />But I had no clue you were too. <br />Since I know for a fact, <br />You have a girlfriend that lives two blocks, <br />From the corner grocery store. <br />I am not one to be in other people's business. <br />However... <br />I did purchase a new set of binoculars. <br />And your face is even clear on cloudy nights! <br /> <br />I know this is your car where you will find this note. <br />I know this... <br />Because I started to get one like it. <br />Now I am glad I didn't. <br /> <br />Signed, <br />Anonymous <br /> <br />PS He cheats on you with a minister I wont name. <br /> AND...for your own information, <br /> I am not a nosey person. <br /> Just available when God wants to teach.<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ps-i-am-not-a-nosey-person/
