Mirror mirror on the wall <br />Who is least fit of all? <br />Watch that muscle straining by <br />Chasing rainbows in the sky <br />Women walking on the treadmill <br />Going nowhere how dreadful <br />Take your home up on your back <br />Pound along a mountain track <br />Going somewhere for your trouble <br />Other than this fitness bubble <br />Paying out great lumps of money <br />Just to shrink a bulging tummy <br />Get on your bikes and pedal <br />On the road, be a devil <br />Forget those captive trikes <br />Tell the gym to take a hike <br />Sweat the lard off on a hill <br />Give yourselves a budget thrill <br />Soon your rumps will fit the seat <br />And your friends think it's neat <br />Mirror mirror on the wall <br />Who is the fittest one of all? <br />NOT I FRIEND.<br /><br />Thomas Golding<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fitness-centre/
