New earphones too big, sound poor so I put <br />a thrice-folded piece of paper on my head - <br />looking weird but listening happily, then our <br />Chief Director arrives individually greeting <br />everyone - including me, I pluck the paper <br />thing off but too late, I’d been seen a clown; <br />luckily not so bad as the night my daughter <br /> <br />Walked in towing a new friend - I’m standing <br />in the kitchen, pyjama pants tucked into my <br />socks like a Cossack getting ready to dance <br />the trépak,