Can I help you sir <br />The salesman inquired <br />Have you seen what you want? <br />If not what is required <br /> <br />Do you need something sporty? <br />Bright red with some dash <br />Had had an old Porsche <br />That had been in a crash <br /> <br />I just shook my head <br />Sir needs something for work <br />Kept trying and trying <br />This young selling berk <br /> <br />Why could he not see? <br />I weren’t there for car buying <br />But still he persisted <br />Kept trying and trying <br /> <br />I reached the spares counter <br />And ordered a hooter <br />Then told the young salesman <br />That I ride a scooter <br /> <br /> <br />© 2008 David Threadgold <br />Rambling Riddles
