I'm headed off to join the Army today! <br />I'm as proud as I can be! <br />They're gonna make a me a United States soldier! <br />Dad said, They'll make a real man, out of me! <br /> <br />While in a line, for my boot camp physical Exams <br />all the men, were standing in line! <br />They called us by our names and numbers <br />My number was, Private Murray,00-55-99! <br /> <br />Then the shots were given out to us <br />some guys fainted, just at needles sight! <br />But I was not going to faint, No Way! <br />I'm a soldier, and was off to be trained too fight! <br /> <br />I made it through, all fifty injections! <br />piece of cake! Is what I thought! <br />But then the Doctor told me, 'soldier, bend on over! ' <br />then pull my britches down, And COUGH? <br /> <br />What the heck was this Doctor thinking? <br />And where was that gloved, greased finger going to go? <br />I did what I was asked to do <br />and then, 'OH MY GOD! YOUR NOT! , OH NO! ' <br /> <br />He said, 'You did fine young man! ' <br />Fine? As FINE, as WHAT? ! ! <br />You just had me pull my britches down! <br />In front of everyone, then placed your dang finger! <br />while coughing, UP MY BUTT! <br /> <br />Well, If this is what I'm suppose to do! <br />To serve my country, like Dad said! <br />I think I would have rather stayed at home! <br />Not here sharing, my BUTT and FACE of Red!<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/first-physical-exam-for-all-you-men/
