I went to my Doctor early today <br />To get the results of some tests they ran! <br />One was called an Ultrasound <br />And the other, something called a Kitty Cat Scan? <br /> <br />They also drew five vials of blood from me! <br />So much, I wasn't sure I would be able to stand! <br />And they all came back negative! <br />Along with the Ultrasound and Scan! <br /> <br />But they did say however <br />That I have been diagnosed with I.B.S! <br />She explained it was caused from a bad diet <br />But most of all, it was caused from STRESS! <br /> <br />I.B.S causes me to have stomach cramps <br />And GAS! , We won't get into that! <br />All I can say is you wouldn't want to be around me! <br />When I'm having my I.B.S. GAS ATTACK! <br /> <br />It's like heading face first into a wind storm! <br />Blowing your facial features way out of wack! <br />Then your eyes begin to water! <br />And your lips go flapping wind blown, Flap-pity, Flap! <br /> <br />So now that you know I'm not going to pass away soon <br />From some dreaded horrible disease! <br />Come on over to visit but don't stand to close! <br />I can't hold back my I.B.S., with just a butt cheek SQUEEZE!<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/test-results/
