I'm getting real tired of your nightly snoring! <br />If I had some Tampons', I'd shove them up your nose! <br />And that gas you keep letting out when you walk <br />yelling, 'Huston thar she blows! ' <br /> <br />Do you think that your some kind of comedian? <br />You haven't made me laugh a bit! <br />Where is that man I'd married? <br />Who would open doors for me <br />And would pull my chair out when I went to sit? <br /> <br />I think someone's replaced you? <br />Cause your not looking quite the same. <br />I know that your the man I married <br />Because you seem to have his name. <br /> <br />But unless you like these dark circles <br />That I am sporting underneath my two baggy eyes! <br />I'd appreciate you bring my husband back <br />And that you'd remove that, horrible bearded disquise!<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-getting-real-tired/
