God isn't sleeping <br />And God won't sleep <br />But in the beginning <br />God was sleeping! <br />Suddenly <br />He started dreaming - <br />It was a nightmare! <br />In His dream He started crying <br />At one point of time <br />It woke Him up <br />And He heard His heartbeat <br />Allah Allah <br />Then He started questioning Himself <br />What is Allah? <br />Who is Allah? <br />And so on <br />Thus He started knowing Himself! <br /> <br />At one point of time <br />God Thought <br />It would be better <br />If there were two Gods <br />One male one female <br />So God went for splitting Himself <br />Into two pieces <br />At that time <br />God’s body was round and solid <br />Then Its size became bigger and bigger <br />Until it made the biggest explosion <br />As a result of the explosion <br />God’s body <br />Except <br />God’s body’s heart <br />Broke into tiniest pieces <br />That are called mind! <br />Afterward <br />They started to gather around <br />God’s body’s heart <br />Due to gravitational force <br />Thus God made a mistake <br />And hurt Himself physically <br />But He learned His lessons <br />Then <br />God’s body turned Himself <br />Into the Most Beautiful Thing <br />That resembles a human being <br />And created the universe <br />With a little bit of His saliva <br /> <br />Now <br />God is able to create <br />Sexual organs of His body <br />But He doesn’t do that <br />Cause <br />He is the only one of His species – <br />He is One <br />And <br />Unique.<br /><br />Asif Andalib<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/god-was-sleeping/
