I Hate Fudge <br />by Ted L Glines <br /> <br />Chocolate fudge makes me cringe <br />with anxiety. Molasses fudge <br />will half kill me. <br />I hate fudge. <br />I have spent most of my life <br />in a valient fight <br />to rid the world of evil fudge, <br />one piece at a time. <br /> <br />In this imperfect world <br />full of fudge-lovers, <br />I am the last of <br />the Anti-Fudge Knights, <br />struggling against the growing tide <br />of sweet-tooths on one side <br />and fudge-makers on the other. <br />An impossible battle <br />but someone has got to do it. <br /> <br />Oh Nooooooooooooooooo ... <br />Wally World is opening a whole display <br />of fudges from around the globe, <br />a conspiracy of chocolate and molasses <br />and walnut pieces. <br /> <br />This looks like a job for Fudge-Killer <br />(Tah Tahhhhh! ! !) to the RESCUE! ! !<br /><br />Ted L Glines<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-hate-fudge/
