The girl of my dreams, <br />The girl that I love, <br />The girl that I'l marry <br />My internet love! <br /> <br />The pain and the torment <br />the blame and denial, <br />when I clicked on my porn <br />and deleted her file! <br /> <br />No email to find her <br />my life's in a whirl, <br />my heart was aflame <br />for my internet girl <br /> <br />The flyers, the posters <br />the newspaper adds, <br />I scowered the world <br />for my internet girl.! <br /> <br />And then late one evening <br />a knock at my door, <br />Who could it be! <br />What was it for! <br />The girl of my dreams? <br />The girl that I Iove? <br />The girtl that I'l marry? <br />My internet love: ? <br /> <br />The shock and the horror! <br />The grief and dispair, <br />My eyeballs were popping! <br />I tore out my hair! <br />The cry of the banshee! <br />The shreik of the dammed! <br />My internet girl <br /> <br />was a DAM FUCKEN MAN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !<br /><br />Once upon a toilet wall<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-internet-love-2/
